iMessage
Now
Fix DMs ❌
Launch new app ✅
Launch new app ✅
Priorities are apparently decorative.
Elon wanted ONE app
X gave us 5 apps 😂
ONE APP TO DO EVERYTHING.
"This was the plan."
App Store fantasy mode: enabled.
The pitch was simplicity.
The result is... this.
bro built a folder.
The keynote version and the real version are not speaking.
Saved for future historians and group chats.
No fake complexity. Just vibes.
X keeps adding apps
We keep it at zero 😂